Doraemon

How I wish I am Nobita... Then I will have Doraemon beside me which will always save me from mess and push me to study harder.

Nobita is always very unlucky, a bit stupid, dementia, but being a loyalty friend, which more or less same as me, he has Doraemon beside him helping him... I am so jealous about that.

A dozen of tests and assignment is crushing me.. I hope doraemon can come up, give me the memorize bread, then I no need to memorize the thick thick book and so so so many formula until wanna crazy...

He can take out the door, so I can go home whenever I want...

Take up the propella. so I can fly like a bird...
THis is all just a dream... A kid's dream... Doraemon is every kids dream.. And even also the dream of some adult...

Valentine Days

Next Saturday already is Valentine lo... Haiz... Still going to celebrate it alone again...

This year I think it will be a special Valentine to most of my friends...

For those who already dating since Secondary, this year maybe is the first time they celebrate it alone in 2 different places... Separated by a distance, but the things that tie them up is love and trust and faith...

For those who dating in uni, congratulation that you will be having a nice time together...
Hope that i won't celebrate it alone next year...

中国普通话VS马来西亚华语

马来西亚华人乃是晚清时广东省和闽南移民华侨的后代。当地华人对华教的坚持、文化的传承是不留余力的。我们堪称是海外华人中中文水准颇高的华人，但且看我们的普通话.............

中国人：今晚你有空吗？我没空！
马来西亚华人：今晚你得不得空？我不得空！

中国人：饼干受潮了…。
马来西亚华人：饼干'漏风'了…。

中国人：从上海去苏州要多少个小时？
马来西亚华人：从上海去苏州要几粒钟？

中国人：我触电了！
马来西亚华人：我给电shot到！

中国人：难道他不可以来吗？
马来西亚华人：你不给他不来啊？

中国人：就是他干的！
马来西亚华人：咩是他搞的咯！

中国人：周杰伦不喜欢穿内裤。
马来西亚华人：周杰伦不喜欢穿底裤。

中国人：我一向都是这样的
马来西亚人：我一路来都是这样的啦

中国人：我的手机掉进沟渠了。
马来西亚华人：我的手机掉进龙沟了。

中国人：这样你不是很不值得吗？
马来西亚华人：这样你'马'很不 '歹'？

中国人：你真是聪明！
马来西亚华人：你真是pan nai！(源自马来语pandai，聪明的意思)

中国人：你安静！
马来西亚华人：你diam diam！(源自马来语diam，安静的意思)

中国人：我要去银行取款。
马来西亚华人：我要去银行'按钱'。

中国人：为什么？
马来西亚华人：做么？

中国人：你很强~
马来西亚华人：你很够力~

中国人：明天也叫他一起去吧！
马来西亚华人：明天叫'埋'他一起去！

中国人：我很郁闷~~~
马来西亚华人：我很'显'（sien）啊~~~~（'显'比郁闷的境界更高）

中国人：你再说我就打你！
马来西亚华人：你再说我就给你死！（有点粗俗的）

中国人：你在说什么？
马来西亚华人：你讲sommok？

中国人：你不要令我丢脸~
马来西亚华人：你不要'陀衰'我~

中国人：真被你气到…。
马来西亚华人：给你炸到…。

中国人：你别乱来~
马来西亚华人：你表乱乱来~

中国人：你很无聊
马来西亚华人：你很废

中国人：XX你
马来西亚华人：Kanasai（意思是像大便一样，骂人的话）

中国人：迫切
马来西亚华人：bek chek

中国人：我们一起吃这碗面~
马来西亚华人：我们'公司'吃这碗面~（源自马来语的kongsi，就是一起分享的意思）

中国人：我们结婚吧！
马来西亚华人：我们结'分'吧！（'婚'字受粤语影响，所以音不标准）

中国人：今天的天气很热~
马来西亚华人：今天的天气热到。。。。。。。。。。。。。。~~~~~~~（'到'字要拉长，然后没有下文了）

中国人：哇!
马来西亚华人：哇捞weh!!!!

中国人：我受不了他！
马来西亚华人：我顶他不顺！

Love is what?

Love at First Sight = Rain. Don't know when will it strike, and don't know when will it stop... Don't even know how heavy it is...

Long Lasting Love = Tsunami... The impact maybe short. But the effect sure long lasting!

Puppy Love = Flash Flood... Come very fast, also gone very fast.. Effect is less...

Marriage = Erosion + Corrosion... It take a very long time for the effect to come to live.

Divorce = Volcano Erode.... Destroy everything in the least of time.

Motherly Love = Waterfall.... Always pour down, endlessly, strong, and has the calming effect.

Fatherly Love = Ocean... Always deep under, but it always there.. Won't gone.

Stupid

I don understand why we people always like to do stupid thing ah...

Especially the education system...

Why we need to study so many useless things?

Like when we in secondary, i really don't know why we need to study Pendidikan Moral..
Is it useful? Study the few nilai, hafal the nilai, and do the stupid thing really good?

THen Now, when i in this university, I am studying material engineering.. Then why i still need to study mathematics?

WHy mathematics? wanna kill me?
wanna waste my time doing something no use?
wanna kill my brain cell?
Shit Shit shit

Boring Blog

Study is for a better future…
But there is no guarantee for the future…
Meaning study maybe is for something uncertain…
Then what is the use of knowledge?
Knowledge is a tool, an equipment to destroy the uncertainty, to make sure the future a predictable future, to make a more precise planning for tomorrow.
What will happen tomorrow? It is something we do not know… But what we can do is we prepare for everything that will happen tomorrow…
But it is impossible to prepare for everything, because there are too many things… So how?
At least do preparation for most of the things… That will be good.

Finally, i asked myself... Why I continue to study again? Since it is so so so boring and maybe useless...

Then I found the answer.

I wanna be more clever than others and win others... This is a type if Singaporean thinking, "kia su" and also "kia si"

Happy New Year

Busy Busy

It has been awhile since i Update my blog few days ago...

I was busy with the New Year Celebration this few days... Really make me blur blur already...

In this few days, I realize that not all people have the ability to command people to work, some cant be a leader, and some just cant bear to become a small character...

Different people have different style of working.. But at least, please, do consider others feels... Shout here and shout there is no use to solve a problem, but only to create more and more chaos...

And I also found that it is really hard to coordinate a program if too many people is involved, unless, the leader really is a damn good leader, which can always plan ahead and calculate all the possibility...

But, some planning just always fail... It is due to the unexpected variable, but shouldn't we get nervous the to it?

So stupid to waste time to nervous... The time should be use to find solution and also overcome it ba...

Lastly I wanna say is my critics doesn't mean anyone, because I am no one to give comment....

A....B....C.....

Since we are small we are thought to memorize abcd....z! It is something very normal, like we eat or shit everyday....

Then, when I came to university, I learned a term call "banana", meaning those chinese who cant speak mandarin, they only speak english... So when they speak chinese, their slang is different, so call as abc chinese....

I always knew that my English wasn't that good, so my English is like Chinese abc... My slang when I speak English wasn't that pure as an Englishman and also some of my pronounceation is weird and unnatural...

Then today, I waste a lot if time due to this ABCDE... You know why? Simply because a stupid test, too stupid until I don't understant why such test need to be asked...

It is a test for WUS, keusahawanan.. Luckily I already forgot the test question.. If not I am gonna get crazy due to the sillyness of the damn test,,,

Being Small Gas

After I have cool down for 1 whole day, I start thinking that am I too selfish and also too "small gas" to be angry with such a small thing?

Finally I understand that I shouldn't be too sensitive with all the comments I receive... Some of the comments are meant for good...

I must learn hhow to digest all the comments and try doing my best for the next time...

The only way to "revenge" is proved that I am becoming better, I am stronger, I have defeated all my weaknesses..

Please always bear in mind this idiom:

"To err is human, To forgive is divine"