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Saturday, February 28, 2009

Bully

My friend last night told me that I am good to be bullied.

I am not trying to announce that you all can bully me whenever you want...

All I want to know is that what he told me is really true?

I think maybe is I too kind so all of you can bully me ah...

Hmmm... I start wondering, do I feel like being bullied?

It is an ambiguity question that I ask myself... Maybe I think that I am being bullied sometime...

But wait! Wait until I will revenge myself 1 day! I am not that kind that won't revenge my pride. I will get angry somehow... When I angry, I will make the troublemaker go to hell!!! I will make that people die, without he even realised it... Am I keji??

Hahaha...

Don't make me angry! You don't like me when I am angry... Lolz.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Justice and Fair

Justice is just a point that we set ourselves. Meaning it has different parameter for different people... Since there are different in point of justice, then how come it will be fair?

Why???

People always think they are fair towards others... But is that true? I think even Justice Pao sometimes also don't know how to be fair and justice...

For example... In a relationship, there always someone who sacrifice more than the others... But it is so called love because they don't care bout what they had sacrificed... That's what love do... But is it fair in the point of view pf the outsiders?

We may consider we are borned unfair I think... Because some are smarter than the others, some are taller, some are prettier, and some are more engtau!

People always say that you will always have talent that made for you... You will always shine in others mean... But the question is, is that what you want?

It seems like you can't make the choices of where you wanna shine, although you can shine, somehow... So, is that fair?

And one more, in a group work, there always someone who do more... But he don't always earn the most... And not all the fame goes to him... Although his friend might appreciate his helps... But, is it fair????

Damn I hate when people ask me do all the things I don't like... But still I have to do... Fair?

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Kiasu Spirit

People are borned with the kiasu spirit... You may deny this fact, but deep inside, there must be this type of characteristic... However, there are people who really show all their kiasu spirit out... Which I think, very annoying...

Hermione. the smart and pretty girl is very kiasu lo... She used time travel magic to attend twice the classes, having twice as much time as the others...
I always wonder why people will kiasu le?

Maybe the reason is simple... Only because they are afraid to lost, and they always wanted to win, on top of the others...

Maybe kiasu is the main reason why people can be a champion, can score well, and also succeed in live....

Kiasu maybe the main motivation...

But please!!! Please don't let the characteristic dominate our mind... Because if we are to kiasu, we maybe turn into a selfish person, not willing to share only because wanna win the others with the extra thing we have...

Lastly, hope that we all will kiasu in the correct parameter and don't do it too much until it annoy and hurt anyone!

有個老魔鬼看到人間的生活過得太幸福了,他說:「我們要去擾亂一下,要不然魔鬼就不存在了。」
他先派了一個小魔鬼去擾亂一個農夫。因為他看到那農夫每天辛勤地工作,可是所得卻少得可憐,但他還是那麼快樂,非常知足。
小魔鬼就開始想,要怎樣才能把農夫變壞呢?他就把農夫的田地變得很硬,讓農夫知難而退。
那農夫敲半天,做得好辛苦,但他只是休息一下,還是繼續敲,沒有一點抱怨。小魔鬼看到計策失敗,只好摸摸鼻子回去了。
老魔鬼又派了第二個去。第二個小魔鬼想,既然讓他更加辛苦也沒有用,那就拿走他所擁有的東西吧!
那小魔鬼就把他午餐的麵包跟水偷走,他想,農夫做得那麼辛苦,又累又餓,卻連麵包跟水都不見了,這下子他一定會暴跳如雷!
農夫又渴又餓地到樹下休息,想不到麵包跟水都不見了!「不曉得是哪個可憐的人比我更需要那塊麵包跟水?
如果這些東西就能讓他得溫飽的話,那就好了。」又失敗了,小魔鬼又棄甲而逃。

老魔鬼覺得奇怪,難道沒有任何辦法能使這農夫變壞?就在這時第三個小魔鬼出來了。
他對老魔鬼講:「我有辦法,一定能把他變壞。」
小魔鬼先去跟農夫做朋友,農夫很高興地和他作了朋友。因為魔鬼有預知的能力,他就告訴農夫,明年會有乾旱,教農夫把稻種在濕地上,農夫便照做。結果第二年別人沒有收成,只有農夫的收成滿坑滿谷,他就因此而富裕起來了。
小魔鬼又每年都對農夫說當年適合種什麼,三年下來,這農夫就變得非常富有。

他又教農夫把米拿去釀酒販賣,賺取更多的錢。慢慢地,農夫開始不工作了,靠著經濟販賣的方式,就能獲得大量金錢。

有一天,老魔鬼來了,小魔鬼就告訴老魔鬼說:「您看!我現在要展現我的成果。這農夫現在已經有豬的血液了。」只見農夫辦了個晚宴,所有富有的人都來參加;喝最好的酒,吃最精美的餐點,還有好多的僕人侍候。他們非常浪費地吃喝,衣裳零亂,醉得不省人事,開始變得像豬一樣癡肥愚蠢。
「您還會看到他身上有著狼的血液。」小魔鬼又說。這時,一個僕人端著葡萄酒出來,不小心跌了一跤。
農夫就開始罵他:「你做事這麼不小心!」「唉!主人,我們到現在都沒有吃飯,餓得渾身無力。」
「事情沒有做完,你們怎麼可以吃飯!」
老魔鬼見了,高興地對小魔鬼說:「唉!你太了不起!你是怎麼辦到的?」
小魔鬼說:「我只不過是讓他擁有比他需要的更多而已,這樣就可以引發他人性中的貪婪。」

心若改變,你的態度跟著改變;
態度改變,你的習慣跟著改變;
習慣改變,你的性格跟著改變;
性格改變,你的人生跟著改變。

這篇文章分享給每一個在為夢想努力奮鬥的你,提醒我們在努力追求夢想的同時,
千萬不要忘了最初的本心。

Monday, February 23, 2009

Universal Law

There was a law, named Law of Equilibrium, which states that all the thing in this world should be in equilibrium, neither been destroyed, nor been created. Everything must be in equilibrium in order to maintain the balance of the world...

Actually, my topic is about human IQ and EQ...

Today my friend brought me up with this topic. She rang the bell of my head...

She say, if her IQ is higher, then her EQ will be lower, and vice versa..

Do you think this is true?

According to the law, it should be true... Because when we good at something, we must also have the weakness in the opposite way in order to maintain the balance of nature...

However, I wanna tell her that we are human, who are able to gain control of our own thought, who are able to create, to make ourselves happy..

So, there is nothing such as increasing IQ then will lower the EQ.. High IQ and EQ can appear together at the same time, it is how we manage to make it happen...

High IQ can be trained, and through knowledge we gain... But high EQ can only be obtain through life experience and also how is our point of view towards something... One should be optimistic always! It is the main factor towards high EQ.

Some said IQ is more important than EQ.. But, it is proven that EQ is more important than IQ in order to live happily ever after...

So, lets relax. Let our emotion flows... Don't let the negative feelings murder our thought....

Sunday, February 22, 2009

自私

人本来就是一种自私的动物。

为何呢?

因为人一旦有了私心,那么他就会偏心,结果就会偏私,最后就会做出自私的抉择。

但是谁能无过?

我们天生的心本来就是一边大一边小。

所以当我们看到别人做出自私的行为时,我们应该将心比心,问问自己,如果是我,我会怎样做?而不是马上责备那些自私的人。

毕竟我们是人,不能如佛陀说的:我不入地狱,谁入地狱?

人吗,就是:人不为己,天诛地灭!

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Dream

It has been a while since I write blog myself... When I start writing myself, there will be a lot of grammatical error and spelling mistakes... Sorry bout that...

I wanna say about dream now...

Dream represent our imagination... It is something we want... Those great people who are able to do big thing and with masterpieces are those who are able to dream, and their dream is big...

When we start doing something, we must first be able to dream of the end, so that we can do our best to achieve the result we dream of...

But beware of dreaming too much and never take action... Dream is just something we imagine, in order to succeed, we must capable to take action of what we wanted it to be...

Who is Walt Disney? He is the one who founded the empire of Disney... It all begin with the dream of him...

Famous fairy tales writer, Hans Anderson, is capable to write so much fairy tales such as the Snow Queen, Little Mermaid, Thumbelina and also The Ugly Duckling, because he is a dreamer. His world is full of imagination, and he is able to turn the imagination into words and bring the joy to the world...

Sometimes, daydream is good too... Because daydream enable our thought to fly, to refresh ourselves, and to relax our stress out brain...

So, please don't blame others if they thought is too childish or too unlogic... Dreamer is those who are able to make unlogic thing come truth..

For example, 100 years ago, people thought that going to moon is a fairy tale ( a lame example ), but today, it has become the target of many country and they are competing in order to hold a place in the Advance Country name list...

Dream is the Vision of succeed..

Nice Song recommended



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Lyrics

Friday, February 20, 2009

Joke

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak
doakan saya tak selamat?
Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!
Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat
sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua
masa dan keadaan.
Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji
kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya,
kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan
itu, faham?
Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid : (senyap)
Cikgu : Pandai!
Murid : Bodoh!
Cikgu : Tinggi!
Murid : Rendah!
Cikgu : Jauh!
Murid : Dekat!
Cikgu : Keadilan!
Murid : UMNO!
Cikgu : Salah!
Murid : Betul!
Cikgu : Bodoh!
Murid : Pandai!
Cikgu : Bukan!
Murid : Ya!
Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!
Murid : Oh Hamba!
Cikgu : Dengar ini!
Murid : Dengar itu!
Cikgu : Diam!
Murid : Bising!
Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!
Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
Murid : Akar lama tak tau!
Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!
Cikgu : Kamu gila!

Murid : Kami siuman!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
Murid : Kurang! Kurang!
Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
Murid : Belum! Belum!
Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!
Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!
Murid : Cukup ajar!
Cikgu : Habis aku!
Murid : Kekal kami!
Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!

Murid : Belum, pandai!
Cikgu : Berdiri!
Murid : Duduk!
Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!
Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!
Murid : Cerdik kami tu!
Cikgu : Rosak!
Murid : Baik!
Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

Chinese-style Courier Service

A family in the Southern Province of China, were puzzled when the coffin
of their dead grandmother arrived from the States. It was sent by one of
the daughters.

The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space
left in it! When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top; which
read as follows:


Dear Cousins,

I am sending Ah-ma body to you since it was her wish that she should be
cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in Tung Shin.
Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed.

You will find inside the coffin, under Ah-ma's body, 12 cans of
Yohmeitsu,10 packets of Swiss chocolates and packets of Chinatown Lap Cheong.

Please divide these among all of you.

On Ah-ma's feet you will find a new pair of Nike Air shoes (size 10) for
Ah boy. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Ah Mei's and Ah Lien's
sons.

Hope the sizes are correct.

Ah-ma is wearing 6 CK T-Shirts. The large size is for Ah Bak and the
others are for my nephews. Just distribute them among yourselves.

The 2 new Armani Jeans that Ah-ma is wearing are for the boys.

The Rolex watch that Lee Ah Bai wanted is on Ahma's left wrist.

Kiasu Aunty Pei Pei , Ahma is wearing the Tiffany necklace, earrings and
ring that you asked for. Please take them.

The 6 white Polo cotton socks that Ah ma is wearing must be divided
among my teenage cousins.

Let me know what else you need as Ah Kong also not felling well
nowadays. I can send all required things when our Ah Kong goes back
too............

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

No air Cond?

This place is very hot... Desert!
Compare to "normal" dewan kuliah, the temperature is too much different...

But yesterday and today, there weren't any air cond... damn it don't know what good job have they done... Futhermore, just now I am having a test in the high heat room...

Wanna due due to overheat...

Beside, the Carbon Dioxide contain is too much high til my brain has been jam... Need oxygen ah...
See, everyone is fanning themselves... So hot!

And thing I found out in this very high temperature room is that, as I get hotter, my mood worsen... I started to scold anyone, especially the people talking crap in front, giving us nothing but waste our time...
I wonder, when will the air cond return to us in the dk? I really fail to concentrate lah...

Sunday, February 15, 2009

A Nice song, encouraging...

This is a song which I always listen recently... Although it is already a damn old song, age more than 10+ years, it still so nice...
It is from Mariah Carey earliest album, Rainbow...
The song that I highly recommend is "Cant Take That Away"... The following is the lyric:

They can say,
Anything they want to say,
Try to bring me down,
But I will not allow anyone to succeed hanging clouds over me,
And they can try
Hard to make me feel that I,
Don't matter at all,
But I refuse to falter in what I believe or lose faith in my dreams

'Cause there's,
There's a light in me,
That shines brightly,
They can try,
But they can't take that away from me
From me

No no nooo

Oh they,
They can do
Anything they want to you,
If you let them in,
But they won't ever win,
If you cling to you pride, and just push them aside,
See I..
I have learned,
There's an inner peace I own,
Something in my soul that they can not possess
So I won't be afraid and the darkness will fade

'Cause there's,
There's a light in me
That shines brightly, They can try,
But they can't take that away from me

No oh oh,
They can't take this
Precious love I'll always have inside me,
Certainly the Lord will guide me where I need to go

Woah, woah
They can say
Anything they want to say,
Try to bring me down,
But I won't face the ground,
I will rise steadily sailing out of their reach,
Oh, Lord, they do try,
Hard to make me feel that I,
Don't matter at all
But I refuse to falter
In what I believe or lose faith in my dreams,
'Cause there's a light in me,
That shines brightly

They can try but they can't take that away from
Me
From me

This is a really nice song... Good lyric, good rhythm, and good singer....

Friday, February 13, 2009

LoNely

Not to deny that one of the thing that I afraid most is loneliness...
Especially tomorrow is Valentine day... Everyone sure go out as a couple... So tomorrow I wanna hide in my room and study... Hopefully I got that strong determination to do it, whole day long...
For me, loneliness is really bad... I hate it a lot ah... Maybe it is true that a libra really afraid of loneliness... Then why I always strike by it again?

What so bad bout loneliness? Everything also bad bout it I think...
First, loneliness make you think a lot of useless thing, make you wondering bout something impossible, make you sad, make you depressed...

Again, loneliness also can kill my determination to do something. because I don't like to do anything alone... People may think that I don't like to do it alone coz if like that, I can't show to people what I am doing... That's not true... All I need is someone to confident me on doing something... NO matter it is correct or not...
Hahaha.... Loneliness bo... If I die also no people know I am dead already lah... Hahaha.... Touch wood...

Anyway, I wanna introduce a doll, this is Didi... A bear I bought during WUS... He will accompany me tonight.. Hahaha... Maybe I am turning myself into Mr Bean... But not bad also ba... At least he is a proffeser...

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Valentine day

C0Lour Of Roses


red
Red roses are the traditional symbol for love and romance, and a time-honored way to say "I love you." The red rose has long symbolized beauty and perfection. A bouquet of red roses is the perfect way to express your deep feelings for someone special.

pink
As a symbol of grace and elegance, the pink rose is often given as an expression of admiration. Pink roses can also convey appreciation as well as joyfulness. Pink rose bouquets often impart a gentler meaning than their red counterparts.

yellow
The bright, sunny color of yellow roses evokes a feeling of warmth and happiness. The warm feelings associated with the yellow rose are often akin to those shared with a true friend. As such, the yellow rose is an ideal symbol for joy and friendship.

white
White roses represent innocence and purity and are traditionally associated with marriages and new beginnings. The white rose is also a symbol of honor and reverence, and white rose arrangements are often used as an expression of remembrance.

orange
With their blazing energy, orange roses are the embodiment of desire and enthusiasm. Orange roses often symbolize passion and excitement and are an expression of fervent romance. A bouquet of orange roses will send a meaningful message.

lavender
The unique beauty of the lavender rose has captured many hearts and imaginations. With their fantastical appearance, lavender roses are a perfect symbol of enchantment. The lavender rose is also traditionally used to express feelings of love at first sight.



Meaning of Number of Roses:

- 1 Rose

Love at the first sight; you are the one

- 2 Roses

Mutual love between both, deeply in love with one another

- 3 Roses

I love you

- 6 Roses

I wanna be yours

- 7 Roses

I'm infatuated with you

- 9 Roses

An Eternal love, together as long as we live

- 10 Roses You are perfect
- 11 Roses You are my treasured one; the one I love most in my life
- 12 Roses Be my steady
- 13 Roses Secret Admirer
- 15 Roses I am truly sorry, please forgive me
- 20 Roses Believe me, I am sincere towards you
- 21 Roses I am devoted to you
- 24 Roses Can't stop thinking about you, 24 hours everyday
- 33 Roses Saying "I love you" with great affection
- 36 Roses I will remember our romantic moments
- 40 Roses My love for you is genuine
- 50 Roses Regretless love, this is
- 99 Roses I will love you for as long as I live
- 100 Roses Harmoniously together in a century; remaining devoted as couple till ripe-old age
- 101 Roses You are my one and only love
- 108 Roses Please marry me!
- 365 Roses Can't stop thinking about you, each and everyday
- 999 Roses Everlasting and Eternal love

Important of Laptop

This few days, because I always keep on playing games and no study at all, i had pass my laptop to a friend, ask her to keep for me ah...

So meaning that last few days I pass my life without laptop...

Believe me, it really damn boring and every hour pass like a day... Time pass really very slow...

But when the time nearly reach the test, it feels like accelerate back... I really can't cope with it...

Know I realize that uni life without laptop really suck, boring, and really, give people a lot of time to study, but no entertainment at all already...

Now I really appreciate my laptop a lot, very much, really loving it...

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Karangan Terbaik UPSR 2007 Karangan budak darjah 4

Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu.

Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang.

Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit “Adoi!”. Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.

Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting
Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.


Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit “Adoi..!” dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.

Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.

Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Doraemon

How I wish I am Nobita... Then I will have Doraemon beside me which will always save me from mess and push me to study harder.

Nobita is always very unlucky, a bit stupid, dementia, but being a loyalty friend, which more or less same as me, he has Doraemon beside him helping him... I am so jealous about that.

A dozen of tests and assignment is crushing me.. I hope doraemon can come up, give me the memorize bread, then I no need to memorize the thick thick book and so so so many formula until wanna crazy...

He can take out the door, so I can go home whenever I want...

Take up the propella. so I can fly like a bird...
THis is all just a dream... A kid's dream... Doraemon is every kids dream.. And even also the dream of some adult...

Friday, February 6, 2009

Valentine Days





Next Saturday already is Valentine lo... Haiz... Still going to celebrate it alone again...

This year I think it will be a special Valentine to most of my friends...

For those who already dating since Secondary, this year maybe is the first time they celebrate it alone in 2 different places... Separated by a distance, but the things that tie them up is love and trust and faith...

For those who dating in uni, congratulation that you will be having a nice time together...
Hope that i won't celebrate it alone next year...

Thursday, February 5, 2009

中国普通话VS马来西亚华语

马来西亚华人乃是晚清时广东省和闽南移民华侨的后代。当地华人对华教的坚持、文化的传承是不留余力的。我们堪称是海外华人中中文水准颇高的华人,但且看我们的普通话.............

中国人:今晚你有空吗?我没空!
马来西亚华人:今晚你得不得空?我不得空!

中国人:饼干受潮了…。
马来西亚华人:饼干'漏风'了…。

中国人:从上海去苏州要多少个小时?
马来西亚华人:从上海去苏州要几粒钟?
中国人:我触电了!
马来西亚华人:我给电shot到!

中国人:难道他不可以来吗?
马来西亚华人:你不给他不来啊?
中国人:就是他干的!
马来西亚华人:咩是他搞的咯!

中国人:周杰伦不喜欢穿内裤。
马来西亚华人:周杰伦不喜欢穿底裤。

中国人:我一向都是这样的
马来西亚人:我一路来都是这样的啦

中国人:我的手机掉进沟渠了。
马来西亚华人:我的手机掉进龙沟了。

中国人:这样你不是很不值得吗?
马来西亚华人:这样你'马'很不 '歹'?

中国人:你真是聪明!
马来西亚华人:你真是pan nai!(源自马来语pandai,聪明的意思)

中国人:你安静!
马来西亚华人:你diam diam!(源自马来语diam,安静的意思)

中国人:我要去银行取款。
马来西亚华人:我要去银行'按钱'。

中国人:为什么?
马来西亚华人:做么?

中国人:你很强~
马来西亚华人:你很够力~

中国人:明天也叫他一起去吧!
马来西亚华人:明天叫'埋'他一起去!

中国人:我很郁闷~~~
马来西亚华人:我很'显'(sien)啊~~~~('显'比郁闷的境界更高)

中国人:你再说我就打你!
马来西亚华人:你再说我就给你死!(有点粗俗的)

中国人:你在说什么?
马来西亚华人:你讲sommok?

中国人:你不要令我丢脸~
马来西亚华人:你不要'陀衰'我~

中国人:真被你气到…。
马来西亚华人:给你炸到…。

中国人:你别乱来~
马来西亚华人:你表乱乱来~

中国人:你很无聊
马来西亚华人:你很废

中国人:XX你
马来西亚华人:Kanasai(意思是像大便一样,骂人的话)

中国人:迫切
马来西亚华人:bek chek

中国人:我们一起吃这碗面~
马来西亚华人:我们'公司'吃这碗面~(源自马来语的kongsi,就是一起分享的意思)

中国人:我们结婚吧!
马来西亚华人:我们结'分'吧!('婚'字受粤语影响,所以音不标准)

中国人:今天的天气很热~
马来西亚华人:今天的天气热到。。。。。。。。。。。。。。~~~~~~~('到'字要拉长,然后没有下文了)

中国人:哇!
马来西亚华人:哇捞weh!!!!

中国人:我受不了他!
马来西亚华人:我顶他不顺!

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Love is what?

Love at First Sight = Rain. Don't know when will it strike, and don't know when will it stop... Don't even know how heavy it is...

Long Lasting Love
= Tsunami... The impact maybe short. But the effect sure long lasting!

Puppy Love = Flash Flood... Come very fast, also gone very fast.. Effect is less...

Marriage = Erosion + Corrosion... It take a very long time for the effect to come to live.

Divorce = Volcano Erode.... Destroy everything in the least of time.

Motherly Love
= Waterfall.... Always pour down, endlessly, strong, and has the calming effect.

Fatherly Love
= Ocean... Always deep under, but it always there.. Won't gone.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Stupid

I don understand why we people always like to do stupid thing ah...

Especially the education system...

Why we need to study so many useless things?

Like when we in secondary, i really don't know why we need to study Pendidikan Moral..
Is it useful? Study the few nilai, hafal the nilai, and do the stupid thing really good?

THen Now, when i in this university, I am studying material engineering.. Then why i still need to study mathematics?

WHy mathematics? wanna kill me?
wanna waste my time doing something no use?
wanna kill my brain cell?
Shit Shit shit

Boring Blog

Study is for a better future…
But there is no guarantee for the future…
Meaning study maybe is for something uncertain…
Then what is the use of knowledge?
Knowledge is a tool, an equipment to destroy the uncertainty, to make sure the future a predictable future, to make a more precise planning for tomorrow.
What will happen tomorrow? It is something we do not know… But what we can do is we prepare for everything that will happen tomorrow…
But it is impossible to prepare for everything, because there are too many things… So how?
At least do preparation for most of the things… That will be good.

Finally, i asked myself... Why I continue to study again? Since it is so so so boring and maybe useless...

Then I found the answer.

I wanna be more clever than others and win others... This is a type if Singaporean thinking, "kia su" and also "kia si"